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Subway+ride+sucked+today%26%238230%3B
Subway ride sucked today…
SCORE 17
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 28
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
Hello%2C+old+friend.
Hello, old friend. SCORE 19
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
Nobody+thinks+that.
Nobody thinks that. SCORE 31
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
My+best+friend
My best friend SCORE 24
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 13
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 9
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
%2Asplish+splash+intensifies%2A
*splish splash intensifies* SCORE 20
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 18
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
The+original+danger+noodle.
The original danger noodle. SCORE 18
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
Jump+on+that+nostalgia+train+to+Georgia.
Jump on that nostalgia train to Georgia. SCORE 29
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 15
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 18
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
Grans+are+good+people%2A
Grans are good people* SCORE 25
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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Welcome+to+the+Internet%21
Welcome to the Internet! SCORE 6
Censorship
Censorship SCORE 155
Terminator%2C+the+composer.
Terminator, the composer. SCORE 14
%26quot%3BIt%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21%26quot%3B+Trap
"It’s a trap!" Trap SCORE 108
Long+live+the+king.
Long live the king. SCORE 19
Party+pooper.
Party pooper. SCORE 181
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