Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The power of barking SCORE 18
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
2pactopus SCORE 113
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Soon. SCORE 8
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The future. SCORE 22
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Accurate. SCORE 146
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256