realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 34
one is never an option SCORE 11
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
whatever it takes SCORE 16
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
enter my what now? SCORE 28
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
have it their way SCORE 16
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
dreams are fun SCORE 28
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
all natural SCORE 22
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
therapy burn SCORE 29
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the astley paradox SCORE 19
til death do us part SCORE 23
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
