Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Same… SCORE 53
Happy little trees SCORE 49
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 34
Plot twist! SCORE 41
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 43
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 38
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 46
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 61
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 37
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 46
Problem solved SCORE 34
It’s my super power SCORE 43
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
What about Linux? SCORE 44
Good boi summer SCORE 75
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 53
Life is a balancing act SCORE 53
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Stress relief SCORE 44
Jinkies! SCORE 61
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Let’s just be friends SCORE 23
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 38
