That’s what friends are for… SCORE 6
Wait for it.. SCORE 15
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday SCORE 6
This Children’s Book Explains My Life SCORE 143
When Women Talk About Colors SCORE 129
The Terrorists Are Winning SCORE 91
Kitchen island with built in seating SCORE 182
One of these things is not like the other… SCORE 1
No Other Chair Can Do The Job Better SCORE 13
A Missile In Slow Motion SCORE 7
That’s Not Your Bed SCORE -2
Doesn’t make any sense SCORE 18
True beauty SCORE 9
John Lenon Was Right SCORE 9
Be yourself SCORE 162
I love moo too SCORE 12
Americans Will Probably Never See These Covers SCORE 172
It Almost Never Worked SCORE 15
Saddest Cookbook Ever Written SCORE 12
Nope SCORE 6
Kevin Hart is nailing it SCORE -6
A Simpler Time SCORE 172
Haiku about my mornings SCORE 4
Former forest ranger wanted to see the outdoors one more time, so the firefighters wheeled him through the forest. SCORE 170
Now This Is Real Love SCORE 13
This man gave his life for his country. And then Donald Trump insulted his family and mocked his religion. Happy Veterans day Capt. Kahn – thank you for your service. SCORE 158
I’m fine SCORE 17
Being Calm In Traffic Jams SCORE 7
Finally, Tips We Actually Want To Hear SCORE 11
A lava river SCORE 11
The Best Horror Story In Two Sentences SCORE 9
Need To Use The Sleep? SCORE 144