When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 308
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Glam rock. SCORE 157
Conundrum. SCORE 210
Every day. SCORE 212
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
WUT? SCORE 268
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every time. SCORE 135
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 145
