
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183

The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334

Sounds delicious. SCORE 248

Nursing home problems. SCORE 319

Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257

Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256

The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 308

What “meow” means. SCORE 300

Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203

What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190

The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276

I’ve been betray! SCORE 338

Glam rock. SCORE 157

Conundrum. SCORE 210

Every day. SCORE 212

Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194

Scumbag brain. SCORE 199

One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245

That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170

The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329

WUT? SCORE 268

Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184

Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146

During this heatwave… SCORE 172

If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274

I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138

Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191

Every time. SCORE 135

I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126

Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195

A dogs life. SCORE 134

Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 145