what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
gift not included SCORE 20
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
very subtle SCORE 17
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
i just love food too much SCORE 21
smells like sadness SCORE 16
this is entertainment SCORE 8
heathens SCORE 36
happens all the time SCORE 26
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
medical mystery SCORE 25
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
now i really do know SCORE 22
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
and some of us even have a mysterious third hand SCORE 18
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
memes cure everything SCORE 10
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
my next hobby SCORE 13
