Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
What a dream job… SCORE 31
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Hello fren. SCORE 27
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
