Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 38
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 41
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 35
Awkward SCORE 69
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
easy money SCORE 29
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
What about Linux? SCORE 45
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Same… SCORE 53
Good boi summer SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 39
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 34
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 54
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36