200 calories worth of carrots vs. 200 calories worth of Kit Kats SCORE 58
Measures of success SCORE 81
I’m really big on carp anyway… SCORE 73
Only Snoop Dogg could be this smooth SCORE 95
I Need This Shower In My Life SCORE 82
To my wife and my children…. SCORE 130
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
If You’re Having An Affair SCORE 134
Please Don’t Ask SCORE 76
I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
Maybe it’s maybeline. SCORE 98
Quick, Fly Us Out Of Here SCORE 154
And who says library’s aren’t cool? SCORE 113
Mentally Unbalanced People SCORE 39
Choreographed sword fight SCORE 120
Be Lucy SCORE 77
See The Good Side In A Bad Situation SCORE 107
How To Solve A Physics Problem SCORE 97
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 75
How NYC uses energy to heat its buildings SCORE 14
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
When kitteh joins Army SCORE 78
Create drunk, edit sober SCORE 33
Horses ARE cool SCORE 109
My Man! SCORE 107
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
And he didn’t even finch SCORE 109
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
I had a lot of work to do today… SCORE 70
I Locked My Parents Out Of The Car SCORE 109
