Books I could write. SCORE 106
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
If you watch…. SCORE 186
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Wings SCORE 7
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Onion rings. SCORE 157
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Jenga! SCORE 198
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 229
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
I need dis. SCORE 203
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
It isn’t. SCORE 183
So many puns! SCORE 136
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Attack! SCORE 200
Touché… SCORE 263
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
