What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Grass Fence SCORE 215
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Finally. SCORE 344
China vs Germany SCORE 295
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Accurate. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
