Slow Robot
Holding+up+the+past
Ticking+timebags%26%238230%3B
Ticking timebags… SCORE 15
The+future+is+now.
The future is now. SCORE 20
He%26%238217%3Bs+new+here%26%238230%3B
He’s new here… SCORE 23
My+heart+has+never+been+the+same%26%238230%3B
My heart has never been the same… SCORE 33
Savior+approved.
Savior approved. SCORE 24
Bragging+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+look+good+on+you.
Bragging doesn’t look good on you. SCORE 20
Real+slick%2C+Ali%26%238230%3B
Real slick, Ali… SCORE 15
Did+you+get+the+memo%3F
Did you get the memo? SCORE 15
Also+you+will+probably+get+hurt+and+die.
Also you will probably get hurt and die. SCORE 15
HK+protestors+starting+the+year+off+right.
HK protestors starting the year off right. SCORE 27
Be+careful%2C+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+genius%26%238230%3B
Be careful, he’s a genius… SCORE 31
Too+many+zoomies+at+the+dog+park
Too many zoomies at the dog park SCORE 29
Pretty+much+sums+it+up%26%238230%3B
Pretty much sums it up… SCORE 21
That%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+great%2C+actually.
That’s pretty great, actually. SCORE 38
You%26%238217%3Bre+welcome.
You’re welcome. SCORE 20
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other. SCORE 34
Bee%26%238217%3Bs+in+beds+getting+better.
Bee’s in beds getting better. SCORE 21
Wife+rejected+this%26%238230%3B
Wife rejected this… SCORE 17
Spooky+apps.
Spooky apps. SCORE 26
OK+but+why+did+they+have+the+alligator%3F
OK but why did they have the alligator? SCORE 22
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 26
Man+finds+cat+on+the+side+of+the+road+while+biking+across+the+entire+world%2C+and+brings+her+with+him
Man finds cat on the side of the road while biking across the entire world, and brings her with him SCORE 25
A+Polish+resort+for+asthma+patients+in+a+salt+mine.+The+salt+helps+keep+the+lungs+dry+and+reduce+asthma+attacks.
A Polish resort for asthma patients in a salt mine. The salt helps keep the lungs dry and reduce asthma attacks. SCORE 26
You%26%238217%3Bre+just+being+an+Richard.
You’re just being an Richard. SCORE 26
I+could+watch+this+right+meow%26%238230%3B
I could watch this right meow… SCORE 31
Nightmare+Bed
Nightmare Bed SCORE 28
Winter+vibes.
Winter vibes. SCORE 19
Florida+man+is+singing+his+Redemption+song%26%238230%3B
Florida man is singing his Redemption song… SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+gonna+be+OK.
It’s gonna be OK. SCORE 29
Is+planted.
Is planted. SCORE 27
These+are+not+the+forks+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for.
These are not the forks you’re looking for. SCORE 18
That%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+my+final+form%26%238230%3B
That’s not even my final form… SCORE 22
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