lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
taking cover SCORE 13
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
boasting brains SCORE 13
peeking perusal SCORE 11
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
baby food SCORE 14
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
overboard overloading SCORE 18
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
a shell of a point SCORE 34
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
half-baked SCORE 16
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
the godflower SCORE 13
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
working it out now SCORE 29
streaming meaning SCORE 21
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16