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Just+like+Pops+used+to+say%26%238230%3B
We%26%238217%3Bre+in+it+for+a+long+time%2C+not+a+good+time.
We’re in it for a long time, not a good time. SCORE 31
churn+me+gently.
churn me gently. SCORE 24
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
A+built-in+watering+station+for+your+pets.
A built-in watering station for your pets. SCORE 26
You+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+true.
You know it’s true. SCORE 18
Yea%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+right.
Yea, that’s exactly right. SCORE 15
Unexpected+throw+down.
Unexpected throw down. SCORE 30
Get+this+kid+a+job.
Get this kid a job. SCORE 35
%26%238230%3Band+how+does+one+acquire+the+child+you+speak+of%26%238230%3B
…and how does one acquire the child you speak of… SCORE 29
finally+something+worth+fighting+for.
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 28
Just+keep+flapping.
Just keep flapping. SCORE 29
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 27
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
Thank+you+tag.
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
Lemme+ansher+that%26%238230%3B
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
Someone+messed+up
Someone messed up SCORE 30
A+Coca+Cola+advertisement+made+by+spreading+grain+for+pigeons+in+Saint+Mark%26%238217%3Bs+Square+in+Venice.
A Coca Cola advertisement made by spreading grain for pigeons in Saint Mark’s Square in Venice. SCORE 28
A+selfie+taken+in+1903
A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 32
Just+keep+walking%26%238230%3B
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
%2Aducks%2A
*ducks* SCORE 25
Dang%2C+she+seemed+like+such+a+sweetheart.
Dang, she seemed like such a sweetheart. SCORE 26
Retail+is+hell
Retail is hell SCORE 23
Alright%2C+will+check+in+next+week.
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 37
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 29
You+tell%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Leeroy.
You tell’em, Leeroy. SCORE 17
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
Good+riddance.
Good riddance. SCORE 30
The+beans+will+be+promptly+read.
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 27
Public+health+is+a+public+issue.
Public health is a public issue. SCORE 30
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I%26%238217%3Bve+made+a+huge+mistake.
I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 11
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No better video exists to honor Harry Potter’s birthday SCORE 42
Puppy+Stair+Surfing.
Puppy Stair Surfing. SCORE 4
Trying+to+get+out+of+bed+in+the+morning.
Trying to get out of bed in the morning. SCORE 236
The+best+horror+story+in+two+sentences%26%238230%3B
The best horror story in two sentences… SCORE 715
How+to+pull+a+tooth.
How to pull a tooth. SCORE 158
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