
teens with attitude SCORE 27

anchors away! SCORE 23

give this professor a raise SCORE 73

I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32

he made his choice SCORE 43

im buying a shirt SCORE 41

but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31

i know the feeling well SCORE 31

is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31

dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19

pebble and roll SCORE 66

you learn something new everyday SCORE 46

the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53

maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50

watermelon armor dog SCORE 24

it’s true SCORE 58

you’re never allowed to stop SCORE 54

the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70

fond memories SCORE 44

she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35

googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45

they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37

wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38

5 days a week SCORE 45

american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10

this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49

i hope so! SCORE 22

she meant it, too SCORE 43

i am this dog SCORE 20

Lana approves SCORE 76

too late SCORE 38

freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36