“Feels a bit Chapter 5” SCORE 10
overboard overloading SCORE 18
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
memory log found SCORE 16
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
“suck on these for more flavor!” SCORE 5
stay fresh, cheese bags SCORE 16
computer muter SCORE 20
baby food SCORE 14
taking cover SCORE 13
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
boasting brains SCORE 13
but do the boots have fur? SCORE 4
streaming meaning SCORE 21
never say these words without immediately following them up SCORE 7
feeling knobghty SCORE 15
watchdog SCORE 19
meesa gots pepsi in my stepsi SCORE 13
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
hot commockety SCORE 18
hee hee SCORE 11
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
time managerment SCORE 10
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
a shell of a point SCORE 34
console culture SCORE 14
