Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Know the difference. SCORE 194
Conundrum. SCORE 210
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
The awesome moment when you buy good headphones and discover new instruments in a song. SCORE 329
That’s Dr. Chihuahua to you! SCORE 170
A dogs life. SCORE 134
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Every time. SCORE 135
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
WUT? SCORE 268
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
Realistic snack food names. SCORE 257
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Life in the 90’s. SCORE 451
I’ve been betray! SCORE 338
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Every day. SCORE 212
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
I love fajitas. SCORE 226
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Glam rock. SCORE 157
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
What “meow” means. SCORE 300