
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 30

trying to discipline a cat SCORE 21

the hobbit generation SCORE 35

we have one useful hand SCORE 21

beavers hate water SCORE 34

sleeps on arm SCORE 15

you’re not an alpha male SCORE 38

pupils dilate SCORE 42

it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 41

keeps missing scene SCORE 30

eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27

all penguins are criminals SCORE 28

rats love tiny cars SCORE 38

dog begging for boiling water SCORE 25

started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30

saying no to things punch card SCORE 41

chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14

dog wood trees SCORE 26

you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 28

species and age, please SCORE 39

at least there are cats SCORE 18

it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 20

blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8

my voice is the worst SCORE 33

alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 10

not your average gastropub SCORE 17

overthinking your overthinking SCORE 18

zebra drawn chariot SCORE 19

snipped it in the butt SCORE 27

dog bites everything SCORE 22

roger roger SCORE 13

when life imitates art SCORE 23