Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
2pactopus SCORE 113
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 146
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -15
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
The future. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -10
The power of barking SCORE 19
