Pun! SCORE 140
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
In an alternate universe… SCORE 8
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Seriously. SCORE 214
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Game over. SCORE 15
Squid Hat SCORE -16
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
totally! SCORE 210
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Blankets. SCORE 153
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
It’s a simple request… SCORE 141
Things you never hear SCORE 213
It has begun… SCORE 95
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 198