And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
The more you know. SCORE 36
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
We can do it! SCORE 30
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
