Congratulations… SCORE 777
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
Patrick! SCORE 1033
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
4/21. SCORE 617
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Are they twins? SCORE 590
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Buffering. SCORE 814
98 problems to go. SCORE 272
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
