Slow Robot
Union+Buster+Bezos
No+mixed+signals.
No mixed signals. SCORE 27
Moose+did+like+his+pipe%26%238230%3B
Moose did like his pipe… SCORE 19
The+game+is+being+played.
The game is being played. SCORE 22
Humvee+bloody+humvee.
Humvee bloody humvee. SCORE 32
SCIENCE+bith%21
SCIENCE bith! SCORE 27
They+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+kiss%26%238230%3B
They didn’t even kiss… SCORE 34
And+my+muffler%26%238230%3B
And my muffler… SCORE 28
%2Aacknowledged%2A
*acknowledged* SCORE 18
Preferably+somewhere+the+lobster+is+fresh.
Preferably somewhere the lobster is fresh. SCORE 23
psssssssssssp
psssssssssssp SCORE 25
Yeah+that+seems+like+a+dress+women+want.
Yeah that seems like a dress women want. SCORE 19
Timelines+are+hard%26%238230%3B
Timelines are hard… SCORE 25
Dogfish+in+their+natural+habitat.
Dogfish in their natural habitat. SCORE 24
Grans+who+give.
Grans who give. SCORE 23
Not+quite+toothless
Not quite toothless SCORE 25
When+you+run+out+of+fks+to+give.
When you run out of fks to give. SCORE 33
We+are+easy+to+please.
We are easy to please. SCORE 25
Nature+is+healing%26%238230%3B%3F
Nature is healing…? SCORE 24
Faretheewell%26%238230%3B.
Faretheewell…. SCORE 25
Where+have+I+seen+that+face+before%26%238230%3B
Where have I seen that face before… SCORE 14
What+am+I+missing%3F
What am I missing? SCORE 29
Read+more+Billy+Shakespeare
Read more Billy Shakespeare SCORE 18
Big+gulp.
Big gulp. SCORE 22
You+is+kind.
You is kind. SCORE 35
Dogfish+seen+hunting+near+crowded+beaches%26%238230%3B
Dogfish seen hunting near crowded beaches… SCORE 21
And+what+of+the+bearded+women%3F
And what of the bearded women? SCORE 23
Unknow+this+thing.
Unknow this thing. SCORE 24
Behold%2C+My+Dairy+Queen
Behold, My Dairy Queen SCORE 23
Pisco+would+like+to+audition+for+Disney
Pisco would like to audition for Disney SCORE 24
The+dough+tempts+you%26%238230%3B
The dough tempts you… SCORE 23
Incognito+mode+activated.
Incognito mode activated. SCORE 33
I+did+not+see+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did not see that coming… SCORE 25
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Passwords+these+days.
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
You%26%238217%3Bre+like+the+ocean.
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Every+year+around+this+time%26%238230%3B
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Is+it+better+to+run+or+walk+in+the+rain%3F
Is it better to run or walk in the rain? SCORE 48
Bee+logic.
Bee logic. SCORE 159
Someday
Someday SCORE 7
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