happy birthday! SCORE 19
everything else sucks SCORE 16
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
did you hear the honk? SCORE 25
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 30
evil genius SCORE 13
time is of the essence SCORE 16
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 30
go back to c SCORE 25
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
i’m the joke SCORE 19
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
more milk per milk SCORE 17
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holy dog SCORE 20
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
always screaming SCORE 5
burns so good SCORE 4
dirty talk SCORE 21
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 19
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
the worst SCORE 19
loin king SCORE 27
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 38
not even mad SCORE 25
flan from god SCORE 19
pure happiness SCORE 20
