maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
streaming meaning SCORE 21
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
taking cover SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
a shell of a point SCORE 34
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
memory log found SCORE 16
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
overboard overloading SCORE 18
the godflower SCORE 13
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
peeking perusal SCORE 11
working it out now SCORE 29
baby food SCORE 14
half-baked SCORE 16
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
boasting brains SCORE 13
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb SCORE 19
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4