The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
And cheese SCORE 26
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Fatality SCORE 40
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Real American hero SCORE 41
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
