As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Awkward SCORE 125
Worth a try. SCORE 122
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
Tests be like SCORE 100
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
