
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155

I blew in it for you. SCORE 54

Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140

RIP Betty White SCORE 108

You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128

Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87

Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104

Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100

Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83

Worth a try. SCORE 78

Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93

George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103

Don’t fight it… SCORE 81

Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154

A Real Page Turner SCORE 100

We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65

This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70

I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117

Awkward SCORE 125

Worth a try. SCORE 122

Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61

Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61

Well Played Indeed SCORE 110

Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106

Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107

I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78

Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226

Snitches get stitches SCORE 155

Am I free to go? SCORE 104

Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163

Tests be like SCORE 100

You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75