always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
this is a sine SCORE 16
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
every freaking day SCORE 21
if only there was a way to make more pizza rolls SCORE 22
dapper jupiter SCORE 29
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
always assume the worst SCORE 32
but i totally called it SCORE 28
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
treat yourself SCORE 15
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 20
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
would pay to watch SCORE 14
may the force be with you SCORE 28
only metric allowed SCORE 35
this was me in high school SCORE 19
like magic SCORE 39
don’t judge me SCORE 14
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
that is correct SCORE 21
antreefa SCORE 23
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
i too like to live dangrously SCORE -8
act your wage SCORE 18
