The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The Twortle SCORE 142
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
The power of barking SCORE 18
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Accurate. SCORE 146
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Howling lessons SCORE 9
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395