Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
treat? SCORE 25
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
WELL THEN SCORE 17
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
I want to believe. SCORE 28
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
It’s all good. SCORE 48
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
