I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
cats always come first SCORE 27
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
clever girl SCORE 40
so true SCORE 37
he did it because he could SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 48
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
i can never find the words SCORE 45
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
delete my number SCORE 28
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
irony man SCORE 45
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
important psa SCORE 44
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i wonder why SCORE 39
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 62
i also laughed SCORE 56
