I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
White people problems. SCORE 238
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Oh. SCORE 1231
Sometimes. SCORE 912
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1416
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1188
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1466
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 457
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Like a… SCORE 601
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Spot the difference. SCORE 1387
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 393
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
