Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Finally. SCORE 344
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
China vs Germany SCORE 294
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 57
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Accurate. SCORE 257
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
