The police chief of my city SCORE 223
Evolving pokemon SCORE 133
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
Me every single day. SCORE 90
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Internal thoughts SCORE 107
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
ayyy it’s me SCORE 93
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
Unnamed SCORE 130
Sunday nights SCORE 125
So true.. SCORE 88
True serenity SCORE 122
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 154
I’ll be back SCORE 152
Very soon SCORE 73
Drunk love SCORE 121
*Squash* SCORE 102
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
She loves them all SCORE 86
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
Criminal SCORE 115
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 67
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 154
Ice cold. SCORE 98
Want a manicure? SCORE 118
She loves them all SCORE 39
