
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89

My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102

This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71

Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61

Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163

Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227

Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154

Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83

I blew in it for you. SCORE 54

Racism is so American… SCORE 159

this meme transcends language SCORE 117

Art imitates life. SCORE 111

Looks about right. SCORE 62

You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75

Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62

Who wore it best? SCORE 171

Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107

I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117

Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100

I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78

Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87

Worth a try. SCORE 78

Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140

Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93

The definition of mad lad SCORE 136

You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128

RIP Betty White SCORE 108

Worth a try. SCORE 122

You should write a book. SCORE 159

Am I free to go? SCORE 104

As a bagpiper… SCORE 155

Well Played Indeed SCORE 110