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Man+is+headache.
SCORE 41
would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
would let your kids play on this? SCORE 19
I+could+work+from+home+in+this+household%26%238230%3B
I could work from home in this household… SCORE 26
Kindergarten+was+pass%2Ffail.
Kindergarten was pass/fail. SCORE 25
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want%26%238230%3B
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want… SCORE 19
Look+at+them+there+smoke+stacks%21
Look at them there smoke stacks! SCORE 22
If+we+turn+off+the+lights+the+bombs+win%2C+people.
If we turn off the lights the bombs win, people. SCORE 32
Just+Ann+things%26%238230%3B
Just Ann things… SCORE 29
Silence+of+the+year+of+the+rat%26%238230%3B
Silence of the year of the rat… SCORE 26
We+just+like+the+reading.
We just like the reading. SCORE 30
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 21
Hail+Dot.
Hail Dot. SCORE 16
That+does+put+a+smile+in+my+face%26%238230%3B
That does put a smile in my face… SCORE 29
Death+is+relative.
Death is relative. SCORE 26
Good+kijje+waits+for+the+flowers+to+fall+and+carefully+selects+the+best+ones+to+bring+as+gifts.
Good kijje waits for the flowers to fall and carefully selects the best ones to bring as gifts. SCORE 26
caaaOOOOkie+crisp.
caaaOOOOkie crisp. SCORE 30
guess+what+day+it+is%3F
guess what day it is? SCORE 15
Fashion+was%2C+different%26%238230%3B
Fashion was, different… SCORE 23
About+time%2C+honestly.
About time, honestly. SCORE 21
Welcome+to+the+Lung+Cancer+Society
Welcome to the Lung Cancer Society SCORE 19
OK+but+C20+is+looming+on+the+horizon%26%238230%3B
OK but C20 is looming on the horizon… SCORE 17
Well+well+well%26%238230%3B+would+you+look+at+those+prices%26%238230%3B
Well well well… would you look at those prices… SCORE 18
All+the+usual+suspects%26%238230%3B
All the usual suspects… SCORE 23
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+float+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different float to it… SCORE 25
Crews+the+world.+Stand+with+Good.
Crews the world. Stand with Good. SCORE 28
That+is+the+quickest+math.
That is the quickest math. SCORE 23
Winter+is+looming.
Winter is looming. SCORE 30
Dark+White+is+best+white.
Dark White is best white. SCORE 24
Checkmate+Nike
Checkmate Nike SCORE 13
%2Apanics+in+fruit+of+the+loom%2A
*panics in fruit of the loom* SCORE 19
Get+your+foot+long%26%238230%3B
Get your foot long… SCORE 26
The+most+contagious+falsehoods%2C+compiled.
The most contagious falsehoods, compiled. SCORE 18
Don%26%238217%3Bt+%40+me+%26%238211%3B+Christians%26%238230%3B
Don’t @ me – Christians… SCORE 16
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Never+forget
Never forget SCORE 170
I%26%238217%3Bm+being+slowly+disassembled.
I’m being slowly disassembled. SCORE 105
My+weekends
My weekends SCORE 161
Yep%2C+This+Is+Still+Me
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
My+town%26%238217%3Bs+police+department+knows+how+to+social+media
My town’s police department knows how to social media SCORE 228
Would+not+make+a+good+bank+robber
Would not make a good bank robber SCORE 126
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