no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
10000% agree SCORE 18
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
the good life SCORE 38
i said what i said SCORE 30
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
oh nO SCORE 51
this is unsettling for no reason SCORE 45
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
barts beware SCORE 10
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
i meannnnn SCORE -2
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
there has to be balance SCORE 36
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21