You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Humans are so needy… SCORE 101
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
How I feel about Coldplay. SCORE -81
The saddest vegetable in existence. SCORE 147
Saving money. SCORE 87
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Family photos. SCORE 2
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Famous last words. SCORE 84
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
The cutest little zombie ever. SCORE 198
wow… SCORE 1
Brontosaurus world problems. SCORE 153
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Every time… SCORE 167