he made his choice SCORE 42
i hope so! SCORE 21
teens with attitude SCORE 27
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
i am this dog SCORE 20
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
she meant it, too SCORE 43
it’s true SCORE 58
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
Lana approves SCORE 76
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
anchors away! SCORE 22
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
too late SCORE 38
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
