If you make it upstairs, they can’t kill you. SCORE 221
I do like to curl up on the couch with both… SCORE 255
Australia. Where even the hail can kill you SCORE 15
Married women. SCORE 14
The goat that shall not be named. SCORE 280
Nom nom nom… SCORE 115
For a good time, call… SCORE 223
Should have bought her a dynamite stick SCORE 239
Prepare yourself… SCORE 13
Which one are you? SCORE 9
Without the shadows it would be perfect. SCORE 15
oh Forrest SCORE 18
My boyfriend introduced me to sriracha… SCORE 6
The other half of the story. SCORE 190
500 yards SCORE 209
Well, that is sound advice. SCORE 187
Thanks, Jesus! SCORE 18
Birth Control. SCORE 15
Thanksgiving. SCORE 13
Kids. SCORE 13
Parents are so bossy! SCORE 13
Extreme hot tubbing. SCORE 9
Smartest dog ever? SCORE 298
Black Friday. SCORE 146
Teach them young. SCORE 11
I now pronounce you husband and wife… SCORE 14
A redshirt and a stormtropper get into a firefight… SCORE 241
The original scumbag girlfriend SCORE 12
Step away from the hammer… SCORE 185
Always check your child’s homework SCORE 240
Accurate. SCORE 170
Magic! SCORE 19
