Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 104
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I GUESS SCORE 45
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Paragraph. SCORE 50
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 105
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
