devastating ruling but fair SCORE 13
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 13
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 25
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 22
til death do us part SCORE 20
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
the three settings SCORE 27
this is genius SCORE 25
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
dreams are fun SCORE 26
the astley paradox SCORE 18
all natural SCORE 21
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 16
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 13
one is never an option SCORE 9
we make each other laugh SCORE 22
enter my what now? SCORE 26
the answer is whiskey SCORE 23
guilty on all charges SCORE 14
his life will never be the same SCORE 25
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
have it their way SCORE 15
a buttload of wine SCORE 19
it’s the pup holder SCORE 30
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 37
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 24
