John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
So distraught SCORE 77
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
Lake Hillier, Australia SCORE 56
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
Riddle me this SCORE 80
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
