I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Every time. SCORE 123
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Guys listen… SCORE 170
BURN! SCORE 233
Accurate. SCORE 174
No. SCORE 88
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
40 years later. SCORE 121
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Puppy! SCORE 107
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Drama! SCORE 172
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
China vs Germany SCORE 295
