no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
need eat the cöld SCORE 16
barts beware SCORE 10
there has to be balance SCORE 36
no calls, no problems SCORE 27
from fluff to scruff SCORE 47
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
ah yes, bread-spiced cheese SCORE 12
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
i meannnnn SCORE -2
i said what i said SCORE 30
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
there’s never a time where this image /shouldn’t/ be posted SCORE 20
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
anyone else guilty of this :3 SCORE 22
it means you’re fruity, delicious, and a force of nature SCORE 15
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
*instructions unclear* SCORE 24
oh nO SCORE 51
i wonder what makes them more money to air SCORE 14
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
happens to me all the time smh SCORE 12
the most important preference SCORE 25
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20