What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Bull’s eye. SCORE 105
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
BURN! SCORE 233
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
40 years later. SCORE 122
FACE SWAP SCORE 4
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Accurate. SCORE 174
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Every time. SCORE 123
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Dis cat cray. SCORE 108
No. SCORE 88
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
How registering for college classes works. SCORE 172
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Drama! SCORE 172
Forget to turn off phone at movies… SCORE 123
Normal people vs. Me. SCORE 126
Puppy! SCORE 107
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Scumbag alarm clock. SCORE 170
I’d use it. SCORE 184
Did you know… SCORE 86
How to separate your razors. SCORE 48
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Was not expecting that… SCORE 153
The four stages of life. SCORE 199
So romantic! SCORE 92
