your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
call the fire department SCORE 4
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
i always spill SCORE 16
clever SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
definitely a dog SCORE 45
this is why i drink SCORE 29
they get huge SCORE 22
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
excuse me SCORE 19
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
hi friend! SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
i have layers SCORE 32
who’s in? SCORE 34
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
back to bed! SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27