
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71

If you ever feel bad about your mistakes SCORE 92

Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44

Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57

They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70

Who would have guessed? SCORE 70

Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89

Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62

Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62

Oasis Town SCORE 83

Lap Pool SCORE 69

Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53

Well then SCORE 50

I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60

Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66

Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69

Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88

Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77

Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94

Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51

No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100

I started levitating after I said this word SCORE 59

Sweatpants are life. SCORE 65

This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85

Judgemental baby SCORE 82

So distraught SCORE 77

John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91

Checkmate Flat Earthers SCORE 44

Ice cave in Iceland during sunset SCORE 89

Overpopulation SCORE 91

Certain death… SCORE 52

No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49