it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
your phone is always listening SCORE 16
chaotic positivity only SCORE 18
the magic carpet doesn’t have to wait in traffic SCORE 18
feel my fatness SCORE 17
this is my lore SCORE 15
genius or not? SCORE 7
this pepper is my spirit animal SCORE 31
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
the most important photo ever taken SCORE 21
it’s delicious i swear! SCORE 6
he’s beautiful SCORE 33
gonna be awhile SCORE 19
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
present the witnesses SCORE 46
“real meat” SCORE 15
the worst feeling SCORE 25
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
my preciouses SCORE 14
we are not the same SCORE 45
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
the caffeine crash is real SCORE 19
very happy bat sounds SCORE 40
don’t forget the tequila! SCORE 15
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
clever christmas tree cat hack SCORE 25